Mkay, so I've spent two day reading creepy things. Sleep? lol your funny. But I had a goal. Create a top 10 list of my favorite creepypastas. Well as you can see from the first number below, i couldnt settle with ten. Now i must remind everyone, these aren't supposed to be the best and greatest or the scariest and most terrifying. This is a list based on what I (me, myself) thought was good horror and personally terrified me. Or what i Liked. They're not ALL scary. There's a couple that are just interesting. Anyway they kept ME up at night. Shit. I need to sleep. I've actually been acting extra happy lately, because of all the horrible things Ive been reading ...-sigh-. Anyway yeah without furthur adieu, I present to you...
My Top 14 Favorite CreepyPastas
With links
14.Pokemon Black
I
know I know, Pokemon is not creepy. But out of aaaaalllll the wonderful
Pokemon creepypastas out there, this has to be the best one. It's
really good. Yah know...it's deep. I think it teaches you something ....I think. Good way to start off. Good ol' story.
Lesson here: Don't be a pirate....lol jk, its fun.
13.The Tape
This
one is not such much terrifying as it is mysterious. I mean, who does
that? "Hmm I'm so bored I'm gonna climb into a burning oven." ..........Actually Yeah thats
me on like a really boring day...so that would make me a hypocrite. Thank god we
dont have an oven........so
Lesson here: my mom +baking= me jumping into an oven out of boredom. sorry mum.
12. The Otherwatcher
I
think this one is a little funny. I like it cause of the twist. It's a
good twist. Like peel apart twizzlers...yum...kinda want some
now.......ANYWAY.
Lesson here: ...lmao ... just dont be a creeper, bro.
11.Ben Drowned
Okay
I apologize, this ones is kinda long. And famous. But I'm not here to
be a hipster. So if you havn't read it, just go and read it. Warning:
the stories revolves around a Zelda Cartridge, but make no mistake, this
shit gets very serious. Lesson Here: When your desperate for zelda and
your see a creepy old man that may or may not have a N64 Legend of
Zelda: Majora's Mask Cartidge and may or may not giv it to you for
free....just look ahead and keep walking. just fukin take a walk to
gamestop. fuck.
10. The Rake
This one is on here because I like the idea of this monster. It
mysterious and shit. I like monster stories. Not that I would want it in my house. But it joins the
likes of owlman and slenderman and such. Plus its a nudist. It knows
its body's fabulous, bitch. Anyway lesson here: Hide ya kids, Hide ya
wife, cuz evurbuddyz gettin Raked up in her.
9. Candle Cove
Another crazy twist. And the SKINTAAAAKKKER!!
also,
some of the worst parenting every seen. "Hmm what's that? My child is
acting like a schizophrenic? Ah prob nothing. Just kids being kids." fuck.
Lesson here: Television fries your brain children. It fries it. And umm, dont be these parents...
8.Sarah O'Bannon
Lmao -sigh- I fuckin love this story :3 always makes me feel better. Just trust me. Read it. Its good, i promise x). TRUST ME. Lesson here: Harold is a badass. If we could all be a little more like
Harold, creepypasta wouldnt be so creepy.
6. The Russian Sleep Experiment
Ok,
so this one is really friggin long...and it's not so much terrifying as
it is gory. Yah, not for the squeemish, but the story itself is pretty
compelling and intriguing. Read it and you wont be able to stop till the
end. It definitly a left mark on my psyche. Something about demons wanting to take over my body and such. Kinda funny how it worked
out...cause...its about sleep deprivation...and it deprived me of
sleep... Anyway lesson here: In Soviet Russia you don't go to sleep,
sleep goes to you.
5. Licking/The Licked Hand
So
yeah this one got me pretty good. It's really the idea itself. Being
there...in the middle of nowhere....in a lonely house.......you know....
Lesson here: Well, kinda simple. Dont live in a house in the middle of
fucking nowhere with no one but your stupid dog. Oh and beastiality is
wrong...what? just saying, their realtionship is questionable, fuck.
4. smile.jpg
I think this one is just frightening because
you can't really tell if it's real or not, y'know? Its based on this
infamous "smile.png" : a picture of a dog with an otherworldly grin
which on observation (of the genuine non-edited pic) gave people
epilepsy and nightmares. Just read it. Lesson here: the bird is NOT the word. Its something else. I promise.
3. Upstairs
So umm
this one was a terrifying. I mean we all get home after
work/school/goin out. So umm, idk what to say. I guess lesson here is:
don't trust....your mom? idk. This one's just fuckin terrifying. I don't think there's really anyway he could have known. No real lesson here. Sorry dude. Your fucked.
2. The Statue/The Angel
Short and simple, but should definetly
thrust you into that creepypasta mood. Like, pelvic thrusts. Like if you
could see me, i would pelvix thrust when i say thrust. The phonecall in
that story is
just one of the most
terrifying things mang. -sigh- that moment when its
like.......fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Yeah this adds a new prerequisite to the
babysitting manual. Lesson here: don't babysit in a fuckin house your not
familiar with....so you can tell when something is different...and
kinda, book it, y'know?
1. Bad Dreams
By the gods, this one pretty much fucked my night on account of the fact that I share a room with my brother and there have always been moments that I think his tossing and turning is an effort to get up and kill me. Nevertheless, lesson here: teach your daughter to know when the right time to tell you your in fucking danger......fuck.
If your creeped out (which I hope you are), and you want to know how to make sure your are completely safe from any of this fucked up shit ever happening to you (which i think we should all want to know), despite knowing that it is all "fiction" and denying that your afraid several times:
Click here
Trust me, you'll need it.
thanks for reading guys ;)
-Chris
P.S. If you have one that you really like but isn't here, friggin advertize that shit in a comment :) I know I'm always ready to sacrifice sleep.
